Some More Available (But Terrible) Porn Names

What's up, hot stuff? Welcome to the set! We’re ready to begin shooting your first scene, but first we'll need you to pick a porn name- something we'll use to indicate you in the credits. Here's a trucker hat full of porn names that you can pick from. Help yourself to any of it, but fair warning– a lot of these are pretty stupid: 

Him

Ben Ana Sling

Al O’Pecia

Basick Abel

Black Lives Matt R.

Outstanding Warren

Her

Liv LaughLove

Isabella Stinkhole

Frieda Lay

O’Hare Layover

Barba Sol

Olivia Flutin'-Dong

EADJ Fashion Roundup: Pre-Holiday Edition

Not actually a priest. But he did take my confession.

Guy must be looking for a really big pizza to cut.

I found the widow to Kurt Russell's character in "The Thing."

When you do horrific things to denim like this, you can't blame it for trying to drop off your ass every 5 steps.