"Thanks for coming today. Here's your check."
"What? Miss, I just paid my check a moment ago."
“I do not know what you are talking about. You are just trying to confuse me.”
"No, I gave you my Visa card. You still have it."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Look, I'm very busy today and don't have the time to argue. So just give me a twenty and we'll forget about your embarrassing behavior."
"Will you take two 10's?"
