5 New Pokémon And What They Do

(For illustrative purposes only. The new Pokémon aren't pictured here.)

Okay, Pokémon trainers, get your Pokéballs ready to catch these 5 hot new Pokémon! Ready, set, GO!

• Barbacoa: helps you pick ingredients at Chipotle/shoots fire from its glands

• Dinspiro: convinces you not to go out even if all your friends are going/leaves puddles of pus

• Ecodubios: converts doubt into renewable energy/doesn't really

• Comatoast: lies immobile and unconscious/is actually dead

• Jibberhunk: can locate the perfect emoji instantly and even has the Yen symbol (¥) and the paragraph symbol (¶) at the ready/drains you of all happiness

 

How Danny's Mind Works

Remember Danny? The fine producer who happens to be blessed with the gift of talking to BBQ sandwiches?


Well, he spotted a roll the other day in edit and remarked, "that roll looks like Pikachu."


Here is Pikachu for comparison:


Nobody could corroborate Danny's claim, although several BBQ chicken sandwiches nodded in agreement.