And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Serve Diagonally In Ping Pong

1) The ball must rest on an open hand palm, then it must be tossed up at least 6 inches and struck so the ball first bounces on the server's side and then the opponent's side.

2) If the serve is legal except that it touches the net, it is called a "let serve". Let serves are not scored and are reserved.

And speaking of serves, if you hire my limo, please know that I am the DRIVER, not a butler. You can get your own food. It's shocking that people automatically think I'm some kind of manservant for $120/hour. Be safe, kids.

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of March 20

Pretend for a second you don't know what Twitter is. God, that felt good, didn't it? Well, you do know what it is, and here are the latest underused hashtags that you can use in your stupid feed, ya idiot:

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#bullieswithbigdicks

#RAV4pussymagnet

#spanglishandbedazzlers

#DCcinematicuniverse4life

#abstractconceptualsnowman

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#shootingthemiddlefingeratactressDameJudiDench

#dontevenactlikeyouhaventseenthenewSingersewingpatterns