Even More New Perks For AMC Stubs Rewards Members

AMC's Stubs Rewards program continues to dominate all other moviegoing rewards programs thanks to its ever-changing list of benefits and perks. Here are the latest rewards you can expect as a member:

• Free tickets to advance screening of movies that will probably bomb anyway

• We will fill your popcorn bucket with hot nacho cheese so you can dump it over the head of anyone you think is being too loud

• Unlimited Blockbuster Video rentals

• We won't throw any hooker in the theatre if she says she's with you

• Free refills for Mark Cuban (not you)

• If you're traumatized by any particular movie, we will carry you home, bathe you, dress you in warm flannel pajamas and rock you gently to sleep

• AMC has added a SKIP button on all movie trailers so you can skip them

Three Years After A Forgettable Horror Movie Is Released, An Obscure Blog Continues To Offer Alternate Taglines For the Poster

REAL LIFE FACT: An alternate title for "Avalanche Sharks" was "Snow Sharks."

Because maybe the concept of sharks in an avalanche was too over the top for some audiences.

The Japanese chose to call it "Ice Jaws," which doesn't make any more or less sense.