Spotted at Dollar General

Look at the fun, festive colors that Funsational Balloons offers: white and burgundy.

Burgundy.

BURGUNDY.

I Don't Get The Internet Sometimes.

Spotted on Facebook, an ad for a shirt that quotes Nicole Kidman's weird in-theatre promo for AMC Theatre.

Like, why quote that? Why does Nicole Kidman look like a Batman villain? Would you wear that shirt?

I don't think even Nicole Kidman would wear that shirt.