Wednesday, August 20, 2025

EADJ Fashion Round-Up


Wearing the brand colors of Dunkin to order at Dunkin certainly is a choice.


Like muddah, like daughta. Like a J. Crew pajama catalog.


I hate when people take their shoes off on planes. So this is weird but acceptable.


If there's a biker bar in Scotland, I think I found their bartender.



Imagine minding your own business, trying to get a bagel and some asshole takes a photo of you in your pee dot sweatpants.


Because she works at the register, this lady at Burlington got first dibs on the coffee stain silk blouse.

Monday, August 18, 2025

Shark... Terror?


The movie poster is out for the low budget Asylum flick Shark Terror (2025) directed by Mario N. Bonassin and starring Michael Paré, Sarah Lieving, Carly Medina, and Javier Duran. And it is odd. Odd that instead of showing the eponymous terror in the presence of a shark, the photographer got Carly Medina to look... annoyed?



"Give me... They lost my luggage!"


"Give me... I can't believe they invited Cody to the party knowing I was going to be here!"


"Give me... Excuse me, I specifically asked for NO CASHEWS in my salad."


"Give me... You're whipping it out on our second date?!"


"Give me... CVS won't honor Walgreens coupons? Since when?"


"Give me... My mother in law wants to name the baby?"


"Give me... Tariffs are a tax that consumers ultimately pay?"

Thursday, August 14, 2025

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

C'mon Now, Guys

 Spotted on a Ticket app, an ad for a COVER TRIBUTE BAND:


C'mon now, guys. Every fan (and many non-fans) knows they're just EAGLES. There's no THE.

This makes me suspect you're not a very detail-oriented cover band. Like you're going to sing about "warm smell of cellulitis" in Hotel California or accidentally start singing Haim's "The Wire" at the start of "Heartache Tonight". Amirite, people?