Spotted On A Package of Treadmill Lubricant

"Fitness is the fairest thing in the world. How much to pay. How much to gain!"

How true those words are, Belarusian manufacturer of treadmill lubricant. How true they are.

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of September 30

Twitter is full of crackpots, trolls, dipshits and attention whores. But even they refuse to use certain hashtags because they have a reputation to keep. Here now are a few of the least used hashtags that you are certainly welcome to add to your Twitfeed:

#Chucky'sprivates

#HotTopicgiftregistry

#cerealboxtopsforsex

#prosandconsofdiarrhea

#stillquotingCaddyshack

#plungerfullofguacamole

#undercoverbosswantsyoufired

#CivilWarreenactmentdatingsiteforracists

#IamnotbeingsarcasticrightnowImserious

#1hournonstopofAllIWantForChristmasbyMariahCarey

Toss That Meat!

Okay.

This Second Life crap has to stop. Nobody cares about Second Life except geeks and people who like to play with digital dolls. We already have AIM, so why the fuck do you want to use a more convoluted, ugly, and non-intuitive way to chat online? And the fact that some dude has made some real money selling virtual real estate or the fact that some crap company has set up a virtual shop in Second Life is no longer news. Second Life fucking SUCKS. Except for the fact that a virtual Joel can eat virtual dick on it.

(Pictured above, Jessica uses her unique logic and reason to get dressed for the winter.)

ADDENDUM: This entry is not implying that Jessica goes on Second Life. It does imply that she has questionable judgment, however.