A Message From Hansen Cakes of Los Angeles

Hello. Are you a non-talented relative of someone famous who needs a cake for a special occasion? Let Hansen Cakes of Los Angeles cater your birthday, wedding or coming out party.


Whether you're the undeserving "actress" who got her big break through her television mogul father or the daughter of a lawyer who famously defended a football player who murdered his wife, you can be sure that Hansen Cakes of Los Angeles will accept the money your fathers made to bake and decorate a cake for you.


We also open to catering for undeserving parents of famous children, like Michael & Dina Lohan, Lynne Spears or Joe Simpson.

No Wonder Everyone's Getting Sick.

Spotted behind a closed checkout counter at Pathmark (yeah, yeah, I know. We don't do that bit anymore): eggs and milk which will PROBABLY be reshelved.