This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Here's where we cover the latest (and worst) in hip hop mixtape covers:
 

bia: Do we have any concepts for the mixtape cover?

ty dolla Sign: No

bia: Wait. I got an idea!

When the eatery in your neighborhood looks this old and crappy, you know that either the food is cheap or really, really good. Probably both.

Hey, look. Google released their branded color shag carpet jackets.

Perfect. No notes.

Shitty Boyz made custom jerseys and everything but forgot the damn ball.

EADJ Fashion Round-Up

Donovan is ready for the Washington Square Park drum circle in this East-meets-West hippie ensemble.

Magda pops in a loose white shirt and leggings by Gershwin, plus a fun pom pom hat that just screams, I AM FUN, GODDAMMIT!

Victor allows a camo puffer to compete with wagon red Crocs in this bold tribute to cognitive dissonance.

Kathryn is bundled up nicely up top in a wool coat by Jerishi. To hell with her lower body's comfort!

Stan alerts all around him that his job is URGENT and also that he's in quite a bit of a HURRY. Accessories!

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of March 12, 2020

Twitter is a terrible app that's been responsible for the unraveling of American society, but it's still somehow popular. Many tweeters use hashtags to support whatever it is they're saying and group their dumb thoughts to others' dumb thoughts. But here are a few hashtags that have not been used much. Feel free to use them in your own dumb thoughts:

#bowflex

#gooftroop

#shatmycassock

#nakedtaxauditors

#PELICANJUSTICE

#myarmpitssmelllikesourcreamandonion

#sociallydistancingspeeddatinginthedesert

#freeJohnSayleswaithesnotinprisonohnevermind

#myconspiracytheoriesareprettystupidnowthatithinkaboutit