The upcoming Consumer Electronics Show has booked some notable keynote speakers. Here's who to expect in Hall C:
• TAKIN Home Pregnancy Test CEO Mandy Takins will have intercourse with audience members to test out the latest kits
• Smuckers CEO Don LaGrippe will announce and smoke the new Goober Grape Vape
• Dirt Devil President Garry Rousseau will demonstrate the new "naughty" attachments
• HD DVD promoter Jessica Hundmann will return years later to complain how the HD DVD format was better than Blu Ray all along
• Samsung rep Xi Tsung will reveal the new fuckable TV
