Ahoy, officemates! This is Troy 😼, your fearless (unpaid) intern from the 2nd floor! I have been tasked with the important task (ugh, I just said task twice 🤔. Where is Grammarly when you need it? 😱) of reminding 🎗 everyone to submit their timesheets by "EOD". Here are the job numbers 🔢 you'll probably need:
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97725: Dumping cole slaw into the disposal
37281: Looking up the definition for 'REKT'
20809: Teaching spouse the value of money
68223: Toner games
05441: Muting yourself
05442: Unmuting yourself
X3330: Mutant yourself
68342: Making rude gestures to the Fedex guy
12213: Beefing up your resume
82321: Twerking (for presentations only)
38309: Decoding "mamma say mamma sa, ma-ma kusa" to white people
72133: World building
85541: Trying to escape video mode on Facebook
