Monday, November 4, 2024

The Dumbest Unused Porn Names in the Biz

Congrats on your very first porn shoot! We’re almost ready to shoot your first scene, but first you'll need a porn name. Something you’ll go by for the duration of your 3-5 year career before you're on drugs or in jail. Here's a broken ashtray full of porn names that you can pick from. Help yourself to any of them, but fair warning– a lot of these are pretty stupid:


Him


Fenton L.

Lou Hanging Fruit

Taw Keenaway (from the lyrics to “Take On Me” by a-Ha)

A. Grant FromSchwab

Transthoracic Echocardiogram

Uber Driver

Moe Moneymoproblems


Her


Meggin’ Strips

Preg Nancy

Amber Alert

Syphilis Diller

Gia Think?

Lunette Ick

Concertina Wyre

Rhoda Dendron

Donde Esta

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