Congrats on your very first porn shoot! We’re almost ready to shoot your first scene, but first you'll need a porn name. Something you’ll go by for the duration of your 3-5 year career before you're on drugs or in jail. Here's a broken ashtray full of porn names that you can pick from. Help yourself to any of them, but fair warning– a lot of these are pretty stupid:
Him
Fenton L.
Lou Hanging Fruit
Taw Keenaway (from the lyrics to “Take On Me” by a-Ha)
A. Grant FromSchwab
Transthoracic Echocardiogram
Uber Driver
Moe Moneymoproblems
Her
Meggin’ Strips
Preg Nancy
Amber Alert
Syphilis Diller
Gia Think?
Lunette Ick
Concertina Wyre
Rhoda Dendron
Donde Esta
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