Some Conspiracy Stories InfoWars Is About To Dump On Yous

Alex Jones and his two writers are baking some spicy untrue stories for you dummies to gobble up with no critical thinking. Here are the newest: 

• Polly Pocket toys are a way to indoctrinate children to get them used to living in small tenements

• CEOs of corporations are actually benevolent demigods here to protect you and care for the planet

• All identical twins are CIA operatives– one to spy on you, one to report to Langley

• How can Kermit the Frog still speak when Jim Henson died in 1990? Kermit IS ALIVE.

• Kegel exercises can restore virginity. Just ask me, Alex Jones