The runaway popularity of AMC's Stubs rewards program is proof that going to the theatre is NOT dead! AMC continues to add new perks every week for current and new Stubs cardholders. Here are the latest:
• First dibs on pornographically-shaped promotional popcorn buckets
• A physical Stubs membership card that you can put in your *wallet* (people over 40 only)
• Permission to run a long hose from the fountain drink machine all the way to your mouth in Theatre 8
• Professional foot rubs by our custodial staff
• Our employees at the concession stand have been instructed NOT to talk about when their next break will be around you
• Our manager will explain to you why the video of Nicole Kidman talking about how great going to the movies is shows her alone in a theatre
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