Friday, March 16, 2007

Your dick still smells of Joel.


Joel is preparing for a walk-on guest appearance on the hit Fox series "House." Although he won't have any speaking parts, he will be sharing screen time with Hugh Laurie. It's that brief exposure to a great British actor that Joel hopes to parlay into eating the dicks of his favorite British comedians– Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Eddie Izzard, Dudley Moore, Peter Cook and David Walliams.

When reminded that Dudley Moore has been dead since 2002, Joel vomited a little in his mouth and then swallowed.

(pictured above, file under "Unfortunate stock photo choices")

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