Twitter's finest, most erudite writers refused to use these hashtags for some reason. Go figure.
Be our guest and use any of these unused tic-tac-toe grids for your own stupid tweets:
#sexcema
#Hillary2020
#mallbackrubs
#screechnudes
#NeilCavutonipslip
#havingISISonyourresume
#marshmallowfluffonmytaint
#twogayguysandaChinesefingertrap
#takingmyparentstotheGWARconcert
#QdobaisjustChipotlewithlessdiarrhea
#sriracha+cuponoodles=spicyhomelessness
