Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Stop squirming, centipede! Wait till I get my hands around your tiny, stupid throat!"

"Who was the lovely lady who left this glass Croc at the ball?"

"That is NOT how you make a Jameson on the rocks!"

"Duuuuude!" (a mind-blowing callback to both Dude Bro Party Massacre I and II)

"I'm 15, Mom. Can't I just babysit myself while you're gone?"

"No. And your uncle is already on his way."

Let's Watch the EADJ Mail Sack Drop In the Middle of New York City's Times Square!

Submitted by Beth Stone, a piece of chicken she found that looked like Pikachu.




This discovery eerily resembles an October entry wherein Danny Miller found a roll that looked like Pikachu. Whether this is mass hysteria or Pikachu actually trying to contact us through food has not been determined. Tune into EADJ for the latest in Pikachu-shaped-food-related entries.

Editor's Note: I like how Beth took the time to write "CHICKEN" on a piece of paper and then shoot it with her camera. Musta looked like a weirdo at the deli.