Joel's dick-eating has been an influence on American culture for a while now, but the full extent has yet to be discovered.
Every day more walks of life seem to be heavily influenced by Joel eating dick:
• Cattlemen in Montana now call one of their lasso techniques "Joeling the Dick."
• Godfather's Pizzas everywhere serve a stale, round dessert called "Eat a Dick Joel, Seriously."
• When drunk, Belgians eat each others' dicks and scream "I'M JOEL!" in their native language.
• Tommy Hilfiger has launched a new sub-brand, named Joelly EatDicker.
• Joel himself has started a scrapbook of all the publications and church bulletins that mention him eating dick.
• The Dick Industry has reported a stunning 800% rise (huh huh) in profits since Joel's 16th birthday.
(pictured above, a jaded –and jade– Michelle Litos laughs as a tour group discovers the awesome and interesting industry called advertising)
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