Info Wars Corrections

From time to time, in their enthusiasm to bring you the facts, the show Info Wars reports stories that turn out to not untrue either partially or entirely. When they do, they regret the error and release corrections, such as these:

• Fluoride is not being put into city water by the Lizard People; it's actually being done by the Jewish Yetis

• Elon Musk is not South African. He's actually very Northern Antarctican

• The lead singer who died but is now a reanimated clone was not the one from Smashmouth but the one from Chumbawumba

• Woke mind viruses are in your breakfast cereal as well as your shampoo but NOT in your Chiclets. We checked

• Subliminal messages from Venus are not dangerous but mostly helpful PSAs about spending time with your kids