Lineup Updates for VidCon 2024

VidCon, the "TED Talk for content creators", is almost here. And a ton of speakers have been added to the roster. Get your tickets soon to see these luminaries live:

• Trad wife / conservative activist Poodle McPickens will berate the crowd for being so diverse.

• Threads "comedian" Gil Sansome will crack wise about Roblox, V-bucks and life in general

• Andrew Tate will try to recruit new cam girls from the audience via his webcam from prison

• There will be a special screening of the historical documentary about the Cinnamon Challenge

• iPhone cinematographer Vazco Meridienne-Clothes will show all the new techniques he uses to film shitty camera angles that nobody will ever use in commercials

Rather Fail With Honor Than Succeed By Pathmark.

The Vast World of Fisher Price Little People

Fisher Price Little People have expanded way beyond what you may have grown up with. You can get pretty much any character in a cute, compact Fisher Price version:

So you can now conceivably create a Nativity scene where Homelander, Blanche Devereaux, Cosmo Kramer, Moira Rose, Captain Raymond Holt, Keith Richards, and Megatron visit the Baby Jesus in the manger. Hey, why not?

The ProofrEADJer: Mid-August Edition

Update: New Perks To AMC Stubs Membership!

AMC is adding even more benefits to its already successful Stubs membership program that both new and existing cardholders can enjoy. Here are the latest:

• If you walk out of a movie because it's terrible, we will loudly beg you to stay

• Free popcorn with a little too much garlic in it. You can ask for less garlic, but we will always put just a little too much in there for you.

• Regardless of what movie is playing, you're allowed to insist that "Paddington 2" was way better.

• Free AMC Stubs Jibbitz pin to put on your Crocs, you disheveled slob of a human.

• The Stubs card is now razor sharp for you to throw and kill someone with (in AMC theatres only)

UAG

Once Again, It's Time To Say Goodbye To Stuff Marketers Want You To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Adios! Goodbye!

Five Surprises From the Consumer Electronics Show

The Consumer Electronics Show wrapped up last week in Las Vegas, and attendees were surprised by some of announcements, launches and developments. Here are the most surprising headlines from CES:

• Almost no announcements for wearable MP3 players this year

• Chik Fil-A's streaming service announcement overshadowed by MSKFC

• Samsung reveals its combination clothes-and-dish-washer

• A rabid coyote got loose and bit 14 people

• LG's new curved television allows you to enjoy 270º of Friends

Bush Was Bothered

Bush was bothered.

Carry On Luggage was outraged.

Upside Down Parking Space Car thought it was hilarious.

Electric Mower was not impressed.

Cement Mixer Nozzle continued being EVIL. 💀

Are You Okay, Bed Bath & Beyond?

Facing impending bankruptcy, it appears that BB&B have resorted to selling thinly-disguised fuckpads.

Also, WHAT IS THIS, YOU PERVERTS?

The ProofrEADJer: August Edition

Mostly signage edition!