AJ and his crack team of writers are hard at work on the newest conspiracies for you to believe in hook, line and sinker. Here are conspiracies that will appear in future Info Wars episodes:
• Tuxedo rental places give your measurements to the DNC so they catalog everyone for Marxist worksuits
• When you add your ZIP code with your Social Security number, that's how many sperm the government needs to perfectly clone you
• There's a sixth member of the Backstreet Boys who has never appeared onstage: Wally
• If you conjugate the verb "unvaccinate" in a bathroom mirror, RFK Jr. will appear.
• Employees of Combination Pizza Hut / Taco Bell / KFC restaurants get paid TRIPLE and are genetically altered to birth triplets
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