More Upcoming Info Wars Conspiracy Stories

Anyone with critical thinking skills knows that Alex Jones and his merry band of conspiracy pushers make shit up weeks in advance of their shows. Here are a few you can look forward to:

• The show Info Wars itself was started by God, except that god was Dinlas, the Greek god of hate and chaos.

• Avocado pits are listening devices by Central American spy agencies to monitor American consumers who throw parties with delicious guacamole

• Meg Ryan never existed. She was 100% special effects and camera tricks

• Every piece of AI artwork was stolen from San Diego-based painter Doug Marshall

• Sliced cheese is delicious