Monday, July 9, 2007

Wedding Tips with Jessica Foster, Part 4

In this chapter, Jessica answers a common question regarding reception music.

100 comments:

  1. okay. what up with witherspoon in that video? lame-o. seriously. the guy has a permanent smirk throughout the whole thing. like he just let a really stinky silent one rip and jessica is totally unaware. lame-o is all i can say. and what's with the page-boy haircut. come-on josh. you can do better! seperated at birth: josh witherspoon in wedding tips with jessica foster, part 4 and ryan boblett pretty much all the time. boo ya moi tribe. take it to the limit but just don't waste what ya got. and who let one rip? josh!!!!!!!!!!!!! not again!!!

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  2. other than that it was pretty good episode. wish there was more dancing though. i've seen j-fo shake it wild and free before so why not now?

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  3. wild and free!!!! wild and free!!!! sounds like a lunch date with david estoye. who did win that by the way?

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  4. okay everyone. hands off the keyboards. hands off the keyboards. melinda's making rounds to figure out who's typing this crap.

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  5. josh, is that you? bill says hello.

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  6. more witherspoon, not less! more witherspoon, not less! we wanta see those hot toes again. and that sly smile. those warm eyes and that sultry voice. comeon josharoo show us what you got. what, you're taken? no way! boo hoo. sad and lonely. wish it weren't true. dangit.

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  7. and jessice. are you going to be a bridesmade at this wedding? will there be a special dress to show off the crack! woo hoo. woo hoo. brides mades with plumbers butt! brides mades with pumbers blutt!!!! hoot and holler! give the dame a dollar! dancing! eating! wedding! we all fall down.

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  8. doesn't anyone have any work to do around here?

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  9. slotkin will not be pleased.

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  10. no baguette for you.

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  11. and no pizza either.

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  12. noel ritter is quiet the hitter. played softball and had the whole field a jitter. gotta run noel from first to third. come back around and give the other team the bird!!!!! the bird ..!.. woot! woo! we love ya bab. we love ya all.

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  13. but who is all and what are they doing. let's call a meeting about this. it's really getting out of hand. who could possibly have this much time on their hands. hands that type. tip tap type. hands that are ripe. rip rap ripe. hands that do a dance. the slide. the smooth. the prance. hands that shake to the left and then to the right. hands that hoot and holler all damn night. who's hands are like this?

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  14. brad's hands are nice gentle and warm.

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  15. ayana's hands have weathered a storm.

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  16. melinda's hands have hugged her first born.

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  17. and david's hands are pretty war torn.

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  18. just like iraq baby. just l ike the qest.

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  19. Maybe using voice recognition software? Just listen for someone saying "woo hoo" way too much.

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  20. milk. cereal. milk. and cereal.

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  21. boo ya to the left. boo ya to the right. wedding tips hip hip hooray all damn night!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  22. the man speaks. and he's always funny. hats off to that. woo hoo with a cherry on top!

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  23. almost the same number of comments as my age.

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  24. comment blocker.

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  25. that would fix EVERYTHING.

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  26. except of course josh's performance in wedding tips with jessica foster, part 4.

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  27. and that smell.

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  28. nobody should get paid for this.

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  29. not even a dollar?

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  30. and here i was going to ask for a raise.

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  31. keeping it real. just keeping it real.

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  32. i haven't mentioned _____ in a while. so there man who says boo ya.

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  33. spies are everywhere searching for the anonymous tipster who called the central office and said boo ya the other day. it's funny how things like that blow out of control. it's like a wedding where all the guest have had too much to drink and they just don't know what to do with themselves.

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  34. really what is EADJ if not a spot for the entrothed to talk about upcoming nuptials and schiznit like that and that stuff. it's not like a married man with a heart of gold would do a diddly do dingleberry with a strawberry cream pigeon roost just for the sake of flaunting a hot one. oh no. no way. it's more the effect of water on the cloud of ocean lake park and the dream of a child going fast and furious towards their mark.

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  35. write that down.

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  36. whatever you say my man. whatever you say.

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  37. is spinach healtheir than frog's legs?

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  38. and is grule any better than strudle?

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  39. these are the questions jessica should be answering.

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  40. is heinz any better than huntz.

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  41. comeon. definitely. there's no contest. heinz winds hands down. even all those hands talke about above.

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  42. EVERYBODY STOP PICKING ON JOSH

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  43. who has the smelliest farts in ck?

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  44. everyone should fart in their cubicle RIGHT NOW and then melinda should call up someone from accounting. tell her everyone has a question. see how long she lasts walking from cubicle to cubicle. whenever she can't take it no more is when there's winner.

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  45. simian is always the winner. at everything. seriously. that guy is the shiznit. cool. suave. seriously. you don't know what i know. he's the man. truly.

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  46. josh has hot ankles.

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  47. and larry listerine has smooth eyes.

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  48. now i wish some rep would visit with some mcdonalds apple pies. why don't they ever bring that?

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  49. woo hoo! woo hoo! half way to the 100th comment on this post means half way to lunch with estoye!!!! woot woot!

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  50. I'm a persistent douchbag!

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  51. cafe kriv graphic standards manual in one word: CURLZ

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  52. persistant smirksistant. come on larry. you can do better.

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  53. i'd say heinz. definitely heinz.

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  54. pbvpvhvvvvvhhhhhhhhhh splat

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  55. that woulda been betta without the splat at the end. much more tastefull and for real.

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  56. it's cruel to eat veal.

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  57. make mine a HAPPY meal!

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  58. schameal shcmazel. hopinfeffer corporated.

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  59. WHO THE HELL IS DOING THIS?

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  60. AND SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING?

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  61. maybe you should be working instead of reading this? ever think of that one bud?

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  62. YOU ARE TOTALLY RUDE AND INCONSIDERATE. WE'RE ALL TRYING TO WORK HERE.

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  63. that was comment 69!!! hahahaha. got ya!!! hahahah. lol

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  64. The super cool office of big kahuna Peter G. Krivkovich.

    http://theinsidescoop.wordpress.com/2006/02/23/cramer-krasselt/

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  65. If people don't shut the fuck up about me, I'm gonna cold STAB a bitch in the heart, ya heard?

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  66. josh. wuz up with the anger. calm down bro. nobody meant no harm. no harm no foul.

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  67. is this ryan boblett as stuntman? http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/

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  68. she stated it simply. simply enough not to be agreed with before you exceed it. i hope the us wins the world cup. now with the same ease that could be used it quickly became much more intense. boo ya josharoo witherspoo

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  69. what up yall? do the watusi with a fresh faced scuzzi. love it to the limit. bring it like you got it!

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  70. back from lunch. back from lunch. oh yeah. another afternoon. another day a waisting away on Eat A Dick, Joel: The Big OL' Blog.

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  71. Some people here have nice lips.

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  72. witherspoon is seriously a fine man. specimin in brains, wit, style, intellect, and looks. the guy got it all. no joking here. really no joking around. seriously. sherry probably could add to this. oh no! oh no! woo hoo! woo hoo!

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  73. and others here give lousy tips. you know who you are.

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  74. how to spot a pirate in the office and other books by tim lick those lips and hold me tight.

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  75. vince ate pizza! vince ate pizza!

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  76. and someone. i'm not naming names. had a dunkin donut today.

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  77. but mosot of all what we all want to know is if this will get up to the luinch-winning 100 posts today... that's the question baby. that's the question.

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  78. Peter make it "G"reen Krivcovichhhscd

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  79. josh has looooong legs. long limbs. long toes. and loooong design skillz.

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  80. he a crack bang whiz. while jessica's crack is just a spin around the lincoln log hoodoo guru washing of the slip slap stomping.

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  81. oh yea! you said it right aywana.

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  82. i wanna see ayana have lunch with david. please let her win folks.

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  83. ANDREW. CUT IT OUT. REALLY. THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH.

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  84. woo hoo! woo hoo! we're getting close to 100.

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  85. here's what you need to do...

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  86. when this gets to 100 just post the 100th post with your name and you'll win lunch free with david E.

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  87. we are so close this aint even fun. whodathunkit.

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  88. who will it be...

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  89. don't all type at one, but the next post will be the winer.

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  90. David, it looks like you and me will be having lunch tomorrow. Thanks for it! I'm totally stoked to have won! Woo hoo! Woo hoo!

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