brad, consider this a warning: wonder bread might be flying by at 3:20pm today. make sure you are far away from esotye if he's holding said bread. this message will self destruct. not unlike christian's old cross pen.
and half the time i spend talking to myself. except this weekend. this weekend mr. esotye and i had a good back and forth session. oh yeah. woot woot woo hoo hoot!
truth is josh witherspoon didn't win the 100th comment and lunch with david below. i did. but i felt it right to give it to him since i may have hurt his feelings saying he resembled a certain ryan b. boy . oh yeah. the b. boy. he's taken. taken taken taken. gotta love him though. he and brad like two peas in a pod. but before i get totally off track and derailed, its with kindeness and love that i say WOO HOO! WOO HOO! that's right! woo hoo! woo hoo! i'm even saying it out loud. quietly though. can you hear me? louder now! louder now! oh yeah! woo hoo! woot woot! gotta love a man in uniform. if that aint a clue to my existance. i don't know what is!!! but since i won lunch with david for josh if josh wants me to take the lunch with david tomorrow then here's the deal:
david, if josh gives me his winning lunch with him that i gave him by winning in his name below then you and i will have the chance to meet FACE TO FACE tomorrow afternoon. if jush posts YES or whatever he wants to say then i'll take that as a sign that we're on! woo hoo! and i'll meet you for lunch tomorrow. you name the time. hell. it aint like im getting much work done anyway. i can go for lunch anytime that works for you. and well meet downstairs and have a little chit chat. you can interview me. or not. find out why i do it. look deep into my soul. so if its on you name the time and place. but first witherspoon has to say we can do it. it that simple.
josh not sure where the hostility comes from but i saya take it out on the court not in the office and definitely not on any humans. a big orange ball is okay to cut, dribble, and role, but not your fellow man. didn't your mamma teach you that?
Score 1 for Jessica's Crack!!! And congrats to The Real Josh Witherspoon on his 100th comment win below! Woo hoo! Woo hoo! Love you lots.
ReplyDeletethe phenominum that spread from detroit to chicago by way of two cool bros from crazy dope central: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddJzWr8AQ1w
ReplyDeletedoes that pewter bear remind you of someone?
ReplyDeletelooks a bit like the SPVOSP to me.
ReplyDeletef off. and i ain't mean fed ex.
ReplyDeletedon't encourage him. or her. whoever. just let them be. maybe they'll go away. for good. unless of course it's me in which case we're all screwed.
ReplyDeleteOH NO YOU DIDN'T!
ReplyDeletebrad, consider this a warning: wonder bread might be flying by at 3:20pm today. make sure you are far away from esotye if he's holding said bread. this message will self destruct. not unlike christian's old cross pen.
ReplyDeleteand if i haven't said it yet today. todd chrisman is a mastermind. an absolut mastermind. and you can take that to the bank.
ReplyDeleteis it possible that there can be two posts in one day with 100 comment lunch with david estoye winners.
ReplyDeleteWHY DO I GET THE FEELING THIS IS ALL BEING WRITTEN BY DAVID ESTOYE'S BROTHER. WE'RE ON TO YOU MAN.
ReplyDeletepeace out. tuuuuuuuuuuuu
ReplyDeletesee ya at the wedding! woo hoo! woo hoo! there's gonna be a wedding! there's gonna be a wedding! am i invited?
ReplyDeletei smell salmon.
ReplyDeletethat above comment was posted by the SPVOSP.
ReplyDeleteWWMD. what would marshall do.
ReplyDeleteDAVID, IS THERE A WAY TO TURN COMMENTS OFF? MAYBE SOME WAY YOU CAN APPROVE THEM BEFORE THEY GO ON HERE? THIS IS CRAZED!
ReplyDeletewhat you're proposing is CENSORSHIP. no way around it.
ReplyDeletelike to see Bill Dow argue this one.
ReplyDeleteand even twentey.
ReplyDeletedo a google image search for "eat a bowl of dick"
ReplyDeleteam i the ONLY person who comments on here? it's like 99.9 of the comments come from me. whats up with that?
ReplyDeleteand half the time i spend talking to myself. except this weekend. this weekend mr. esotye and i had a good back and forth session. oh yeah. woot woot woo hoo hoot!
ReplyDeletetruth is josh witherspoon didn't win the 100th comment and lunch with david below. i did. but i felt it right to give it to him since i may have hurt his feelings saying he resembled a certain ryan b. boy . oh yeah. the b. boy. he's taken. taken taken taken. gotta love him though. he and brad like two peas in a pod. but before i get totally off track and derailed, its with kindeness and love that i say WOO HOO! WOO HOO! that's right! woo hoo! woo hoo! i'm even saying it out loud. quietly though. can you hear me? louder now! louder now! oh yeah! woo hoo! woot woot! gotta love a man in uniform. if that aint a clue to my existance. i don't know what is!!! but since i won lunch with david for josh if josh wants me to take the lunch with david tomorrow then here's the deal:
ReplyDeleteThis shit is getting on my nerves. I'm gonna cut some throats if you jive fuckers keep posting this cornball junk-a-dunk.
ReplyDeletedavid, if josh gives me his winning lunch with him that i gave him by winning in his name below then you and i will have the chance to meet FACE TO FACE tomorrow afternoon. if jush posts YES or whatever he wants to say then i'll take that as a sign that we're on! woo hoo! and i'll meet you for lunch tomorrow. you name the time. hell. it aint like im getting much work done anyway. i can go for lunch anytime that works for you. and well meet downstairs and have a little chit chat. you can interview me. or not. find out why i do it. look deep into my soul. so if its on you name the time and place. but first witherspoon has to say we can do it. it that simple.
ReplyDeletejosh not sure where the hostility comes from but i saya take it out on the court not in the office and definitely not on any humans. a big orange ball is okay to cut, dribble, and role, but not your fellow man. didn't your mamma teach you that?
ReplyDeletetease that pony tail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee_rDSvOSnY&feature=dir
ReplyDeletetalk to me people! talk to me!
ReplyDeletewhat. you think your gonna loose your jobs? not while i'm still here!
ReplyDeleteroaaaar!
ReplyDeleteI heart Emily Sander. She's the bomb-diggity!
ReplyDeleteshe really is. NY girls rock! thanks to ayana for bringing her on board. kudos all around. all aboard. gitty-up and such. ramalamadingdong! woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteso she's not really from NY. so what.
ReplyDeleteprops are still in order. and an order of fries would do me good right about now.
ReplyDeleteandrew. want to split some fries? sound familiar? i thought so!
ReplyDelete