Thursday, December 14, 2006

A Man, A Plan, 48 Dicks, Panama!


If wishes were horses, Joel would eat all of those horses' dicks.


Today was a harrowing ordeal of scheduling for Joel. He had a dick-eating event at the Beverly Center at the same time he was supposed to eat dick on the half-court line during a Clippers game in the Staples Center. Howard Earle, his agent and publicist, said that the double-booking was unfortunate but was an indication of Joel's growing popularity. That Howard!

(pictured above, a joke gets less funny now that Joel has fully embraced it)

4 comments:

  1. yes he has embraced it. But yet, he continues to hide his face in the shadows. I'd say he's not ready to unveil his appearance on the world wide web.

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  2. How's that for a comment, Joel?

    EAT A DICK!!!!!

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  3. Can I just mention that billdow.blogspot.com would have been an ongoing joke like this site were it not for the fact that I couldn't get photos to upload.

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  4. The ineptitude of billdow.blogspot.com is its ongoing joke.

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