Day 3: Why Joel? Why a dick?

We're sure there are some of you out there wondering what in the hell the story is behind "Eat a dick Joel."

Is this all in fun? Is it some kind of low male humor? Is Joel in on the joke?

To this we say: "Who are you to ask? Why are you worrying about Joel? Why are you suddenly defending him? Why have you joined Joel at the dick trough?"

Dick trough joiner. You're a dick trough joiner.


(pictured above, CD Dean Hacohen announces a little motivation to those concepting on Hyatt Place: some shitty Bulls tickets. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.)