Monday, August 21, 2023

Dog Park Missed Connections


The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the Plott Hound/Doberman mix
Me: the Bernese Mountain Dog (although I hate hiking!)
Hey dude. You were running around with the zoomies and almost spilled my cocktail. What gives, jerk?

You: the energetic Akita
Me: the not so massive Mastiff
Hello, beautiful! We had a moment over by the poop bag trash can. I never caught your name. Call me?

You: the Scottish Deerhound with the tennis ball
Me: the Border Collie who had to pee a lot
You gave me some serious hump me vibes on Tuesday. I think we can turn this into a litter, no?

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