Kickstarter has announced its latest round of greenlit enterpreneurial projects. Backers of these projects can look forward to not getting ripped off:
• a hands free toilet that wipes your ass with scorching lasers
• an album by a washed up pop singer covering traditional Irish folk songs although the singer isn't remotely Irish
• a t-shirt that says I'M JUST THE BAR BACK for bar backs at bars
• an ice tray that makes specially shaped cubes that slip out of your hands and onto the kitchen floor (No wait, they all do that)
• crunchy mouthwash
• breast milk spumoni
• a helpful NYC map that shows all the sidewalks where you'd get arrested if you took a dump
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