So you've arrived at the San Fernando Valley and want to get into the porn business. But your name is Robert George Ackerman III?! No, son. You need a catchy porn name. One that hasn't been claimed already. Here are some that are available for you (and your girlfriend) because they're so awful no one wants them:
HER:
Aspiri Nactress
Concertina Wire
Lexus Dealer Today
Whyeye Otta
Lesbia Lickaphiia
Anneghan Offigan
Heidi Tighty and Lefty Lucy
Facetious Comment
Kay Sadiya
HIM:
Fortnite Minecraft
Scam Likely
Otto Zone
Swole Buttman
Jack King Hoff
Zazzle Knutts
Hannibal Pecker
Papi Bagel
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