The Dumbest Things For Sale At The Salem Witch Museum

So last week I was in Boston, and I had a chance to visit the Witch Museum in Salem, Massachusetts.

At the end of the shitty tour, of course there was a gift shop, replete with witch paraphernalia: witch hats, witch t-shirts, brooms, noses, black cat figurines, etc. etc. etc.:


But in addtition to these tchotchkes, I found a series of totally random, unrelated merchandise:




Come to think of it, Kanye West does make absolutely perfect sense.