No, It's Not What You Think, Honest!

So I bought this cutter from Pearl for the big wedding invitation project. Pretty straightforward little thing. Not too expensive.



But then I got some weird looks taking it home on the subway. I wondered why. Then I looked down at my bag:



The words "PERSONAL TRIMMER" makes it look like I'm taking home this massive weed wacker for my pubes, I guess. At least it says 12 inches.