Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Introducing: Foster's Law

Foster's Law: When Jessica is around a banana, the probability of a dick joke being made approaches one.

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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 13, 2007 at 3:48 PM

    jessica! why! why! why would you tell them about me? sad and hurt by your thoughtlessness. It's no wonder we're no longer together. Callus woman. Breaks my heart.

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  2. EstoyeNovember 13, 2007 at 4:02 PM

    I thought you were a CHICK?!

    Amy Burkhardt has a cock???!

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  3. AnonymousNovember 13, 2007 at 6:06 PM

    BANANAS FOSTER. hahahahaha

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  4. AnonymousNovember 13, 2007 at 6:06 PM

    wait. you've been with other guys? i'm calling this off.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 13, 2007 at 6:07 PM

    amy burkhardt's cock is made of pure german schnitzle sausage loaf. ahmen. ah men. ahhh men.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 13, 2007 at 9:10 PM

    did you ever hear the one about the frozen banana that got caught in a woman's...

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  7. EstoyeNovember 13, 2007 at 11:34 PM

    Okay. Bananas Foster. I'll give you that one.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 14, 2007 at 11:08 AM

    thanks david. now shut up!

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