Best Ad Ever. Of the Week.

Wow. So many reasons why this ad is awesome.

• The pun using Yiddish
• The shitty clipart with the inexplicable motion lines
• The bad collage-work resulting in George Washington with a purse around his neck
• The implication that Washington was late in crossing the Delaware and needed the help of a shitty packaging store in the Ukrainian Village
• The fact that I'm vaguely aroused