but david can stop me. he's the only one. obi one. can-nob-E. oh yeah! diatribe in the house of the rising sun. Krich central override. Jessica 2.0 with 500 gigahurts of terrabyte tangle top tube tan traide triumph inside the only marshall in a town of ross. firefly action! say it again. whoop there it ain't. whoop there it is.
if you blink twice. twinkle your toes. look to the east, west, south. out one of them windows. then maybe you see just a glimmer of me. sparkling like the wide open sea.
YES! Not only will you have the honorific honor of being the 100th comment on this tastefully titled "Let's Dip the EADJ Mail Sack In Our Mouth!" blog post, but you'll also get to enjoy a SAMMY with non other than the man himself.
So David, be a sport and honor this competition. And whoever happens to be the 100th comment on this post. May the force of Joel be with you. Rock on my brotha. Rock on. AND THE WINNER IS.... drum roll please.........................
don't make us have to go to 200 so we can offer the prize to someone else. please just tell us your name. in fact anyone at all, just give us your name and the prize is yours. we'll never know for sure if you were the 100th comment because it was anonymous. so send in your name. the next full name put in the comments section along with either your phone number, cubicle location, or e-mail will get a free lunch on and with david.
75 more to go before the next winner of the Weiner-Schnitzle competition is announced. A Weiner-Schnitzle and a slice of pie to the kool kat who posts the 200th comment to this blog post. Let's do it. Let's go all the way to 200 baby! Nothing can stop ya when you've got the wind on your back, a spring in your step, and something Joel wants to eat in your pocket. Up, up, and awayyyyyyyyyyyy
and that concludes our interview. nice talking to you anon. we at EADJ love you. in fact we're taking it about ourselves to rename this blog EADJ (the J now standing for Josh instead of Joel) just because we can and just because we love you. Kudos to you Mr. Anonymous. Love all around.
here's the dealio. this is comment #197. i'll post one more comment after this, making it a grandissimo total of 198 posts. DAVID ESTOYE will then use the following comment #199 to confirm that he will purchase a lunch (value not to ecxede $22) for the 200th commentor. BUT THE COMMENTOR MUST NOT POST ANNONYMOUSLY. THEY MUST POSTE WITH AN OFFICEIAL BLOGGER PROFILE and they must not eat dick. David, take it away my brotha-in-blog-heaven.
gotta love vince.
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ReplyDeletemaybe i can treat you to and overnight delivery. if you know what i mean.
ReplyDeleteneither rain, sleet, snow, or hail will stop me from my mission of delivering a letter stamped with L-O-V love.
ReplyDeletebut david can stop me. he's the only one. obi one. can-nob-E. oh yeah! diatribe in the house of the rising sun. Krich central override. Jessica 2.0 with 500 gigahurts of terrabyte tangle top tube tan traide triumph inside the only marshall in a town of ross. firefly action! say it again. whoop there it ain't. whoop there it is.
ReplyDeleteand whoop those nike id kicks. hottest ankle action. estoye brings it.
ReplyDeletebrings it good.
ReplyDeletebrings it to hyatt when he wants.
ReplyDeletebrings it to heinz when he can.
ReplyDeletebrought it to scott wild at the bowling alley.
ReplyDeletebrought it to crazy pants shanigan at the jewel-osco.
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ReplyDeletethat be me. little 'ol me.
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ReplyDeletecode for take it easy boys. enjoy the ride.joel has nice breath and the other one has nice thighs.
ReplyDeleteback to work. back to work.
ReplyDeleteand one for good measure.
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WWAWC?
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can you believe we get paid to sit around doing this?
ReplyDeleteeww. joel gets paid?
ReplyDeleteonly by YO MOMMA.
ReplyDeleteestoye! in my office! we need to talk about this!
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ReplyDeletethis is gearing up to be the most commented post in EADJ history.
ReplyDeletebut it doesn't count if it's all from the same person.
ReplyDeletewho said that? sure it does.
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ReplyDeletewhoever posts the 100th comment wins a free lunch on David Estoye.
ReplyDeleteyou just have to post with your full name and phone number.
ReplyDeleteor e-mail address or cubicle location.
ReplyDeleteand you will win a fat-a** sandwich with all the toppings courtesy of Mr. EADJ himself, Mr. David "EADJ" Estoye.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you're luck comes true David will join you with sandwich bliss.
ReplyDeleteYES! Not only will you have the honorific honor of being the 100th comment on this tastefully titled "Let's Dip the EADJ Mail Sack In Our Mouth!" blog post, but you'll also get to enjoy a SAMMY with non other than the man himself.
ReplyDeleteSo David, be a sport and honor this competition. And whoever happens to be the 100th comment on this post. May the force of Joel be with you. Rock on my brotha. Rock on. AND THE WINNER IS.... drum roll please.........................
ReplyDelete100. free lunch. maybe tube of meat.
ReplyDeletebut who are you???
ReplyDeletewho are you? who who are you? i really want to know!
ReplyDeletewho won the contest?
ReplyDeleteIF YOU'RE ANONYMOUS, YOU CAN'T COLLECT, YOU DUMB SAP!
ReplyDeletedon't make us have to go to 200 so we can offer the prize to someone else. please just tell us your name. in fact anyone at all, just give us your name and the prize is yours. we'll never know for sure if you were the 100th comment because it was anonymous. so send in your name. the next full name put in the comments section along with either your phone number, cubicle location, or e-mail will get a free lunch on and with david.
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let's do lunch. on you! and when i say on you, i mean ON YOU.
They're coming out of the woodwork now.
ReplyDeletePeter Krivkovich. I'm everywhere, and lunch is on me David.
ReplyDeleteTSFVOSP. You think I haven't been reading this? I'll take you up on that sandwich offer. Just no salads.
ReplyDeleteYo guys. I already won. David, where ya wanna go? *Christian.
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ReplyDelete75 more to go before the next winner of the Weiner-Schnitzle competition is announced. A Weiner-Schnitzle and a slice of pie to the kool kat who posts the 200th comment to this blog post. Let's do it. Let's go all the way to 200 baby! Nothing can stop ya when you've got the wind on your back, a spring in your step, and something Joel wants to eat in your pocket. Up, up, and awayyyyyyyyyyyy
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ReplyDeleteComment 100 = Vince
ReplyDeleteBuy me some lunch! Do it!
You're like 50 comments too late to collect, "Vince."
ReplyDeleteNice try.
If ever there was a comment list this long, Joel would eat it.
ReplyDeleteBut come on David, cut Vince some slack. Take him down to Sbarro and get him a slice.
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ReplyDeletei never like to toot my own horn BEEP BEEP but how about a special EADJ exclusive interview with anonymous? i'm yours if you want me.
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ReplyDeleteand that concludes our interview. nice talking to you anon. we at EADJ love you. in fact we're taking it about ourselves to rename this blog EADJ (the J now standing for Josh instead of Joel) just because we can and just because we love you. Kudos to you Mr. Anonymous. Love all around.
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ReplyDeletebut that's just to deflect from people laughing about his last name.
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ReplyDeleteyeah who is this. don't be mean.
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ReplyDeletehere's the dealio. this is comment #197. i'll post one more comment after this, making it a grandissimo total of 198 posts. DAVID ESTOYE will then use the following comment #199 to confirm that he will purchase a lunch (value not to ecxede $22) for the 200th commentor. BUT THE COMMENTOR MUST NOT POST ANNONYMOUSLY. THEY MUST POSTE WITH AN OFFICEIAL BLOGGER PROFILE and they must not eat dick. David, take it away my brotha-in-blog-heaven.
ReplyDeletethe tension is building. i love it. WHO WILL BE OUR 200th WINNER! the game begins NOW!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is bullshit.
ReplyDeleteBullshit, I say.
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