The first edition of Wedding Tips with Jessica Foster had 54 views on YouTube, making it Estoye's most watched YouTube video to date. In fact, more people viewed this video than even heard about that AirTrain U contest. Brides everywhere are waiting with baited breath for Estoye to upload this second edition of Wedding Tits with Jessica Foster. We can't take the suspense. Upload away! Will this one beat 54 views? I'd bet on it!
what's the most you ever heard an art director making per year? i just heard there's a guy here in chicago making $580,000. not even a creative director. wooooooo.
And if they were, maybe they could help me. Help me understand this longing. This longing for this blog. For this man. For this duck. For this worth. For these tips and those tats. For the hip hop jelly roll cats. For the SFVOSP and the SVOBH. Oh I long for the days of yore when just a wee boy named David Estoye would sit on my lap and whisper sweet nothings in my ear about hot wheels and wonder bread. Yes, the days of then. But now is now and then is then. And this is this. And that is that. And hip hop horray to the big brown cat. Bill Dow said it and I second that emotion. There's too many waves in that big darn ocean. Peace out.
The first edition of Wedding Tips with Jessica Foster had 54 views on YouTube, making it Estoye's most watched YouTube video to date. In fact, more people viewed this video than even heard about that AirTrain U contest. Brides everywhere are waiting with baited breath for Estoye to upload this second edition of Wedding Tits with Jessica Foster. We can't take the suspense. Upload away! Will this one beat 54 views? I'd bet on it!
ReplyDeleteBated breath.
ReplyDeleteDid she say not to invite people who are IN RED or INBRED? I watched twice and couldn't figure it out. This is important. Please advise.
ReplyDeletePS we are all anonymous in the game of life.
ReplyDeleteBananas Foster!
ReplyDeleteshe has nice tips
ReplyDeletenice one! i like how it sounds like you're saying "tips" but what you really mean is "lips."
ReplyDeleteyou know who else has nice tips? brad harvey.
ReplyDeletetop tips. tips on top. tip toe threw da two lips. tip tip top!
ReplyDeletei wonder if anonymous one is actually marshal-marshal-marshmallow.
ReplyDeleteor maybe it's vince's big toe.
ReplyDeleteor maybe it's louis slotkin, president of everything france? seriously. http://www.everythingfrance.org/
ReplyDeleteor maybe it's ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletemaybe.
ReplyDeletebut back to jessica and her tips. seriously, is she saying not to invite people IN RED or INBRED. we need to know before it's too late.
ReplyDeletedoes joel really like eating dick?
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, and yes.
ReplyDeleteduckworth, is that you?
ReplyDeleteyou're .1% correct.
ReplyDeletehey. look around. it's 6:32pm and i'm still in the office.
ReplyDeletebut, which office exactly and can you see me from there? that's the real question. quack. quack. $$$$$$$$
ReplyDeletewhat's the most you ever heard an art director making per year? i just heard there's a guy here in chicago making $580,000. not even a creative director. wooooooo.
ReplyDeleteWay off topic anonymous and I don't believe it for a second.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the wedding! Where's my invitation?
ReplyDeleteWill Brad Harvey be there?
ReplyDeleteInstead of a first dance will you both just thread the needle?
ReplyDeleteWhy am I obsessed with commenting on this blog?
ReplyDeleteDon't I have anything better to do?
ReplyDeleteThen shouldn't I be doing it?
ReplyDeleteOh, the questions we ask ourselves in public.
ReplyDeleteBut what is the public?
ReplyDeleteAnd are they really here on the "More Wedding Tips with Jessica Foster" comments page?
ReplyDeleteAnd if they were, maybe they could help me. Help me understand this longing. This longing for this blog. For this man. For this duck. For this worth. For these tips and those tats. For the hip hop jelly roll cats. For the SFVOSP and the SVOBH. Oh I long for the days of yore when just a wee boy named David Estoye would sit on my lap and whisper sweet nothings in my ear about hot wheels and wonder bread. Yes, the days of then. But now is now and then is then. And this is this. And that is that. And hip hop horray to the big brown cat. Bill Dow said it and I second that emotion. There's too many waves in that big darn ocean. Peace out.
ReplyDeleteYou flummox me, Riddler.
ReplyDelete